so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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