Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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