So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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