Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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