Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
seriously i just wanna be friends
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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