Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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