Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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