I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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