I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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