note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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