erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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