This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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