You're my little dorito
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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