I didn't shave. On purpose
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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