I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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