found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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