booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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