ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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