he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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