She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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