Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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