IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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