I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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