You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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