Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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