God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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