So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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