Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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