walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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