sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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