Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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