let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
