But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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