turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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