Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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