Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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