there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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