its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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