I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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