Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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