We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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