You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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