UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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