woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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