I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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