belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Damn victory sex feels great
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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