fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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