Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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