Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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