She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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